dear reader: cheesepie spider kola priness

dear reader,  you will be visited by a a strange looking monkey who likes to eat cheesepie spider kola prinesses.  then you have to the universe from a t-rex's mighty toots. the only way is going is if you lick  a cow's butt 100,000 times. but you don't do it you will become owl turd. you have seconds. ao go, have tim, you dang fool!